What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 07:25
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?